Life with the Taylors: fortune cookie

Callen was reading a fortune to us out of a fortune cookie and he said,
"Once upon a time there was a lonely princess in the bathtub, reading scriptures, eating an onion. The end." It was so funny.

Kids say the darndest things:

I stole this from my friend Kietra so sorry Kietra but thank you. I think this is such a great way to remember the things your kids say that you think you will never forget because it is so funny and then you do forget.

February 09 Addie: Two weeks ago at a basketball game she came to me and said " mom that lady has a big big bum." I of course tried to quiet her and explained that is not nice. So yesterday she comes to me and asks "Why is saying she had a big bum not nice? Bum is a nice word. i didn't say butt!"

Addie: Flowers are blue, t.v.s are too, I think daddy stinks and so do you! (don't ask me where she pulled that from)

March 1. 09 Addie: Sunbeams has been so great for Addie and it is neat to see her come home with new songs learned. It lets me know that she actually pays attention (well sort of!!)

She sings, "Jesus said love everyone, treat them kindly too, when your heart is filled with love, MOTHERS will love you."

or in the song I belong to the church of Jesus Christ she sings, " I know who I am, I know BOB'S plan."

or she sings I love to see the Temple like this, "For the Temple is a holy place, a place of SLEEPING BEAUTY!" It is great to hear little children sing

March 09 Callen: Callen was saying the prayer and we were helping him and Brian said, "Please help teh missionaries find those..."
and Callen said, "Please help the missionaries find their nose!"

July 09 Callen: We walked in our door from a 2 1/2 week vacation and he goes into the living room and says, "Oh, it's my big TV" what a spoiled kid.

Feb 10: Callen was coloring some roller skates in a coloring book and apparently he has only ever seen ice skates because he said, "hey mom, look at these cool car shoes!" Addie tried to tell him what they were but he was convinced he was right!

March 10: Brian and I were getting ready to go out on a date and Addie asked us, "Can you bring me back an orphan cookie?" "What is that Addie?" "You know, the ones with a paper in them." ...... a fortune cookie!

Aug 1, 10: Brian and I were commenting on how he can't help me make jam because he has three little stinkers to watch and how we won't get quality time until we are older. I commented how it wasn't fair that we didn't get quality time until we were old and fat instead of when we were young, vibrant, and attractive and Addie who was silently watching said "actually you get fat and then old" oh, thanks Addie!

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Thursday, December 9, 2010

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